Being On Time

When it comes to timeliness, it would seem that there are three sorts of people:

those who are early
those who are on time
those who are late

And of course those who are sometimes early, sometimes late...blah blah blah.

I think I fall into a different category however. For I am someone who gets there early and circles around six times in order not to be early.

Technically, I know, that places me squarely in the second category. So if you wanna be all technical then forget about what I've said so far.

I think the important thing, though, is that for some reason I don't really want to be early. So, even though I just circle around instead, I definately have something in common with the early person. But I have a key difference--I am self-conscious in terms of timeliness.

we're robots
pretending not to be
robots